|Status||Resident grumpy old lady|
|Neighborhood||SimVille, SimState, SimCity, SimNation|
Carlina Clamm is an elderly lady living in a rather small house in Codfish Street, in the Old Town part of SimVille. She lives with her cat Bottsy. Her background is, well, long long ago, when she was young, she lived with her father. Her mother died when she gave birth to her, so she was raised by a woman named Lisa. Lisa died when she was 10. In her teenage years, she was treated as a slave. Her father's friend raped her regularly, and she had no choice but to kill him with with rat poison. She ran away from home, and was taken care by a woman who claimed to be her father's younger sister. They lived happily for 14 years, until her aunt was attacked by her father and was forced to be on a wheelchair. Her father fell into a lake, and drowned. When she was 24, she met a man named David Wilcox. They instantly fell in love. But sadly, he died in a fire. The rest of her life, was tragic and filled with misery, until she grew into a grumpy old lady who is always mad at people who crosses her lawn.
I created her to live in SimVille.
Before going to her home, go to the florist and buy some Yellow Llamalips. Walk into her home, and let her be angry at you. And when she is nagging you, give her the flowers, and say "Your favorite, Ms. Clamm". She will fall to the ground, hug you, and let you come in, and tell you her story, and she will bake you a cake.
- "STAY OFF MY LAWN YOU RIFF-RAFF!!!"
- "HOW DARE YOU PUT YOUR DIRTY FOOT ON MY CLEAN LAWN!!!"
- "Move you blundering buffoon!!"
- "Thank you, child"
- "I'm not crying, my eyes are sweating. Okay,that's illogical"
- "Clean your shoes, they're FILTHYING UP MY LAWN!!!"
- "YOU USELESS BAG OF...oh, my! Are those for me?"